Hey, Dummy

Meet my new ventriloquist dummy, Virgil! (Isn't that name classic??) I found him at this antique store (Well actually, it's called the Antique Barn, and that's much more fitting.)
Isn't he just /darling/? ;D
He looked so lonely. I just HAD to bring him home.
And now, anytime anything strange happens, it's "DANG IT, Virgil's ghost! Knock it off!"

Ahhaha, honestly, I actually really hope he's not haunted.

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I love this guy, though. He's just misunderstood. I can relate.

_{(Behold, my oh-so-scary Scottie calendar in the background!)}